About
Smack Mac — Slap Your MacBook. Hear a Sound.
Smack your MacBook and it talks back. One smack, one sound. No setup, no learning curve — just pure, stupid fun.
Features
- Slap detection — Tap, smack, or thump your MacBook and it responds instantly with a sound effect. One smack, one sound. Every time.
- 9 hilarious sounds — Slap, aah, duck, fart, bruh, huh, punch, yahh, and yamate. Pick your weapon of choice.
- Adjustable sensitivity — Light tap or full-force smack, you decide what triggers it.
- Menu bar only — No dock icon, no windows. Lives quietly in your menu bar and stays out of your way.
- Launch at login — Start automatically so it's always ready when the urge strikes.
- Zero dependencies — Pure native app. No third-party libraries, no telemetry, no nonsense.
Why?
Because slapping your laptop and hearing "BRUH" is objectively funny. Because sometimes your code won't compile and words aren't enough. Because your cat walked across your keyboard again and it deserves a dramatic "YAHH." Because your MacBook literally has an accelerometer that nobody told you about, and now you have a reason to use it.
Perfect for
- Frustrated developers on their third coffee
- People who talk to their computers and want the computer to talk back
- Anyone who thinks fart sounds improve every situation
- Office prank wars (you will win)
Requirements
- Apple Silicon MacBook (M1 Pro+ recommended)
- macOS 14 Sonoma or later
Smack your Mac. Hear a sound. Feel alive.
